regular mayo no fancy shit - Results (75 votes)
yes i am a disgusting person
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no i am a lawful individual who would never commit such crimes
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yea for some nay for others i sit in the middle ground and never make firm choices in life
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my moms always putting fucking mayo on the following foods: burgers cheesesteaks hot dogs sausages it makes me sick and I call her out every single time she does it. but am I the weird one?
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as long as it tastes good
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It's pretty great on burgers, but I personally wouldn't put it on those other three at all.
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It's never acceptable to put mayo on any food
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thronedfire2 posted...
It's never acceptable to put mayo Anywhere but in the trash
Ftfy
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So literally every time you've ever bought a burger somewhere decent, you ask for no mayo? Because that's standard procedure bruh.
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I work at a diner, and it's pretty amazing how quickly we go through mayonnaise. People order a burger and fries and want two sides of mayonnaise so they can put one on the burger and dip their fries in the other. Mmmmayonaise.
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Yes for burgers, no for the other stuff.
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thronedfire2 posted...
It's never acceptable to put mayo on any food
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burger is fine although i prefer ketchup and mustard but i don't mind mayo. never tried or even seen it on the other 3. that just sounds weird.
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Eat it if you like it, don't eat it if you don't. If you've got some extreme aversion to it, speak up. It's not that hard. I really don't know why people become such petulant children about this.
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(Topic Creator)9 hours ago#12
MrNintendo1213 posted...
So literally every time you've ever bought a burger somewhere decent, you ask for no mayo? Because that's standard procedure bruh.
never in my life had mayo on a burger I've ordered. but probably never been do a "decent" place either. if I ordered a burger anywhere and they put mayo on it I'd send it back asap Anony1125 posted...
I work at a diner, and it's pretty amazing how quickly we go through mayonnaise. People order a burger and fries and want two sides of mayonnaise so they can put one on the burger and dip their fries in the other. Mmmmayonaise.
a literal crime against french fries what the fuck
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Yeah I've never heard of any decent place putting mayo on a burger by default unless it says it on the menu. It's only fast food places that do that
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mayo is decent on fries. I haven't tried it on the rest.
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Millennials posted...
Eat it if you like it, don't eat it if you don't. If you've got some extreme aversion to it, speak up. It's not that hard. I really don't know why people become such petulant children about this.
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
Millennials posted...
Eat it if you like it, don't eat it if you don't. If you've got some extreme aversion to it, speak up. It's not that hard. I really don't know why people become such petulant children about this.
My hatred of mayonnaise is the one thing I'm still passionate about. Just let me have it :(
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(Topic Creator)4 hours ago#17
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thronedfire2 posted...
It's never acceptable to put mayo on any food
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Zurkon posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
It's never acceptable to put mayo on any food
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mixing ketchup and mayo makes good sauce for burgers and fries
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It could be decent on a burger but bleh at the rest
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chill02 posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
It's never acceptable to put mayo on any food
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Yes, but I wouldn't with the foods listed.
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mayo is only acceptable on the BK whopper and tuna salad
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yeah mayo goes with everything
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(Topic Creator)3 hours ago#26
Bluebomber182 posted...
yeah mayo goes with everything
get out
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mayo on a hot fudge sundae yum yum
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Vaati_Reborn posted...
cheesesteaks hot dogs sausages
Your mom should be arrested.
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(Topic Creator)3 hours ago#29
_OujiDoza_ posted...
Vaati_Reborn posted...
cheesesteaks hot dogs sausages
Your mom should be arrested.
she really should. Seriously. One time my mom was like yo split a cheesestake with me and I was like okay sure, y'know cause normal sensible people don't put mayo on a cheesesteak. It tasted so goddamn bad. Mayo does not belong on warm foods, or meat, or really anything that's not egg or tuna salad.
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I put mayo on hamburgers and hot dogs unless I am using Barbecue sauce instead or there isn't any.
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Yes for burgers, no for the other stuff.
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most people put mayo on their burger weirdo
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Oh my God, TC. You think your mom is gross? Huh? My mom PUTS MAYO IN HER FUCKING SPAGHETTI.
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Oh my God, TC. You think your mom is gross? Huh? My mom PUTS MAYO IN HER FUCKING SPAGHETTI.
Damn....
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(Topic Creator)1 hour ago#35
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Oh my God, TC. You think your mom is gross? Huh? My mom PUTS MAYO IN HER FUCKING SPAGHETTI.
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I always put mayo on my burgers. Sounds gross on the rest of that list, though.
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Mayo on burgers/sandwiches is necessary because either the lettuce, tomato, or patty are wet/juicy enough to give you a soggy bun (which should optimally be toasted). In order to retain that toasty bun for as long as possible, the layer of oily mayo keeps them from seeping into the bun and leading to preemptive sog.
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Mayo on a burger is good as long as there's also ketchup on it. For some reason those two work well together. I've had it on a cheese steak before but I never felt that it added much to the sandwich. Usually the grease and whatever else on there is enough extra flavor imo.
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What the fuck?
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I love mayonnaise. I'll get a sub from somewhere and take it home and actually dip the sandwich in mayo. they never put enough on it
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A thin layer of mayo on a toasted hamburger bun along with the other usual suspects if fucking delicious.
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Vaati_Reborn posted...
Is it acceptable to put mayonnaise
No
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glitteringfairy posted...
I love mayonnaise. I'll get a sub from somewhere and take it home and actually dip the sandwich in mayo. they never put enough on it
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glitteringfairy posted...
I love mayonnaise. I'll get a sub from somewhere and take it home and actually dip the sandwich in mayo. they never put enough on it
You seem like the type...
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just had some fries with mayo+ketchup mixed together
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thronedfire2 posted...
It's never acceptable to put mayo on any food
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(Topic Creator)44 minutes ago#47
UrCa1988 posted...
Mayo on burgers/sandwiches is necessary because either the lettuce, tomato, or patty are wet/juicy enough to give you a soggy bun (which should optimally be toasted). In order to retain that toasty bun for as long as possible, the layer of oily mayo keeps them from seeping into the bun and leading to preemptive sog.
I fucking hate toasted bread, like I need my shit barely toasted if I can look at it and tell it was toasted it's too toasty for me. My mom on the other hand likes her bread burnt basically, another thing I heckle her about. glitteringfairy posted...
I love mayonnaise. I'll get a sub from somewhere and take it home and actually dip the sandwich in mayo. they never put enough on it
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What shitty poll options.
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Yes for burgers, no for the other stuff.
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Burger - By itself or mixed with ketchup or steak sauce. Cheese Steak - This would be a sacrilege. Hot Dog - Mixed with ketchup. Sausage - No
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